Funny because it's one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had, and old because I'm certain I've dreamt it before. One of those recurring dreams that seem very much deja-vu, not as in I've experienced it but more of having dreamt it.

And while we're on the subject of recurring dreams, if you could just recall my fear of snakes and all things slimy, and having a dream featuring the former...well, fret no more! 'Tis no snake I'd be grappling with.

Just my old bundle of nerves. ;)