I have not been writing because I felt that it was of no particular use updating myself and some readers on events that weren't exactly of significant importance. I have been going out a lot these days and no, of course I don't have a boyfriend or whatever it is they call nowadays. Sheesh! My previous and current p6 students have been teasing about having one just cos I told them I was going out. With who? Huda lar, who else. Sheesh! Even after I told them it was her, they still liked to believe there was a special someone in my life. Gawd.

So I went out (again) just now and this time we ventured to further places, hahaha! Raffles, Suntec, Al-Falah, PS. How's that? Pakcik and Limah were there too, only the first half of the outing was spent with pakcik @ KFC Suntec, while the second half with Limah @ KFC PS. Heeheehee. By the way, Aya was there too...*ehem ehem*...

How to spot a Minah from a mile away

1. She is the one in the tight butt-hugging/three-quarter pants or jeans. So tight that she's probably gasping for air (if she's on the heavy side then it's worse) and that we see no reason to guess whether she's wearing Gs or sensibles. =p

2. She is the one with the loud mouth. Handphone constantly beeping and words constantly spluttering. Words need not make sense but as long as they come out loud, then it is good enough. =p

3. She is the one with the thick make-up: lipstick+blusher+eyeshadow+mascara+etc. As the saying goes, "The more the merrier!" =p

4. She is the one with the boy, usually displaying public affection anywhere! Be it a mall, the bus-stop, sidewalks or the pavement, she is there with her man, baby! =p

5. She is the one with her clique, walking/running around town, her roving eye rapidly searching randomly for potential male friends. "Alamak, so cute!" "Eh..who's that guy?" "I MUST get his number!" =p

6. She is the one with the really short skirt and tight blouse in school. The socks need not necessarily be high but the overall appearance must be satisfactory. =p

7. She is the one with the plucked eyebrows. Nice, shapely-arched ones are a must with her, especially since she knows they will make her look "better". So pluck she must! =p

8. She is the one who will exemplify her assets. More cleavage is a good thing so tight, extra-small tops and Tees are highly recommended by her. Sleeveless are even better. =p

9. She is the one with the "powderful" vocabulary. We will see her converse in more twisted and mutated Malay+English lingo, all mixed up to form a "gerek" vocabulary. =p

10. She is the one with the headgear and the tight, body-hugging clothes. Somehow, she is the Minah Tudung who is further exemplified by the gigglish smiles and constant public appearances with the significant other. =p

Hur hur hur. I'm outta here.